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Mort Takes A Holiday Rewrite Sneak Peak, Part 2Mort stood frozen to the spot, his head craning up to maintain (reluctant) eye contact with the alicorn. Thanasia towered over him, her ashen body and rigid form almost making her look like a small monument. Even her expression was stone-faced.Mort Takes A Holiday Rewrite Sneak Peak, Part 2 by ~Anonymous-Materials
"T-talk?" he squeaked out, trying to keep his teeth from chattering. "T-talk about what?"
She arched an eyebrow, looking vaguely bemused. "I believe you know. In fact, I know you know."
Mort gulped. The benefits of a mental link meant instantaneous communication, no matter where you were, or how far you were separated. The downside was that you inevitably got peeks into the psyche of the one you wer

Mort Takes A Holiday Rewrite Sneak Peak, Part 1From Terry Trotchett's A Concise History of Equestria:Mort Takes A Holiday Rewrite Sneak Peak, Part 1 by ~Anonymous-Materials
If you were to ask ponies what they thought of Equestria, there would typically be one of three responses.
Most would happily go on about how it's one of, if not the, most beautiful land they've ever laid eyes on. When its lush, sprawling forests aren't meeting you at every turn, you're instead walking through flat, green plains that are punctuated with fields of flowers both unique and sweetly fragrant. The animals, use to the care of the equine inhabitants, are incredibly friendly and would like nothing more than to nuzzle up against some passerby. Not to mention that that most of the

FiM: Mort Takes a Holiday 9A huge grin appeared on Pinkie Pie's face. "Morty~," she said, in a sing-song voice. It wasn't just her who was looking at him now, it was every pony in the room. Quite a few of them were barely holding back their laughter.FiM: Mort Takes a Holiday 9 by ~Anonymous-Materials
He gulped, trying to back away. "Uh, heh heh, I-I don't know, Pinkie, I've never done this before and there are probably tons of more skilled ponies here, so I'll just"
There was a sudden shove from behind, and he found himself stumbling forward, stopping just a few inches from Pinkie Pie's beaming face. He twisted his head around to see who had done it, but only had time to see Twilight Sparkle's own confused face

BSR R2 - Invalid FunctionRound 2: Morpheus vs. SkrugBSR R2 - Invalid Function by *Critical-Error
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"The stars are beautiful, aren't they?"
Morpheus only smiled, watching his lover bask in the moonlight. It glittered off his naked white flesh, giving him an almost celestial glow himself.
"I see only one star here worth looking at." The giant purred, pulling him closer. "Just as bright and beautiful, and so much better than a ball of burning gas."
Lucifer laughed. "You're so corny, Morph."
"Goooood morning, starshine!" Zubrak's voice crackled into his consciousness. "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey, my little prisoner - it's another be-a-YOO-tyful day on the Blood Sport planet and you've got someone new to ki